I just got home (unexpected RL stuff) so I haven't actually seen tonight's show, but here be the results!
...oh, good grief. They're not sending anybody home this week, but this week's votes are being added to next week's when the bottom two will be going home. Boo, and also hiss. You don't premeditatedly screw with the rules.
Aside from being very lame, this leaves the question of what this is going to do to the pool. My gut reaction is that if they specify next week who came in last and who came in second-to-last, then last place will be deemed #6 and second-to-last #5. Otherwise... I dunno. I'll come up with something by next Tuesday.
Bleah.
Take me home, country roads!
Ryan's splitting everyone into two groups, one with the highest number of votes, one with the lowest.
Sanjaya to the right.
Phil to the left.
Jordin joins Phil.
LaKisha joins Sanjaya.
Blake joins LaKisha and Sanjaya.
Chris joins Phil and Jordin.
Melinda gets the hot seat.
Melinda is safe, and Ryan asks the question we know he's going to.
Melinda is wise, and sits down in the middle of the stage.
Ryan tells her to slide to the left. The bottom three: Sanjaya, LaKisha, Blake.
Blake is safe!
Sanjaya is OUT!
Frito and Mel pick up two points apiece; everybody else gets one.
Edited to add: okay, cute. In the final song, Sanjaya changed the lyrics to "Let's give them something to talk about, other than hair."
Hit me with your best shot!
One-hour results show! Spoilers after the jump.
Phil is in the bottom three.
LaKisha is safe.
Jordin is safe.
Sanjaya... stay tuned.
Melinda is safe.
Haley is in the bottom three.
Sanjaya... keep waiting.
Blake is safe.
Down to Chris and Sanjaya.
Sanjaya is, in fact, safe.
Bottom three: Phil, Haley, and Chris.
Chris is safe.
Bottom two: Phil and Haley.
Phil is safe. Haley goes home!
Barring any late entries, Mo Pie and Pam get two points, everybody else except me picks up one.
Spoilers follow!
Three groups of three, representing the top 3, middle 3, and bottom 3:
Group 1: Chris, Sanjaya, Blake
Group 2: Haley, Gina, Phil
Group 3: Jordin, Melinda, LaKisha
Group 3 is safe!
Group 1 is the middle 3 (meaning Group 3 was the top 3), and is also safe.
Down to Haley, Gina, and Phil as the bottom 3.
Phil is safe!
Haley and Gina are the bottom 2.
Haley is safe. Shockingly, McKibbin goes home!
Mo Pie picks up two points; TeKay and Pam get one point apiece.
...right, I knew I was forgetting to do something...