May 14, 2008

Top 3: Results

Will Syesha be this year's Diana DeGarmo? Yeah, I don't think so either. Results after the cut!

Group sing.

Ford commercial: "Heaven"

Recap of last night.

(Apparently, I am the only person in the universe who thought Archuleta's "With You" worked.)

Fantasia performs "Bore Me (Yawn)."
I haven't been able to say this in ages, but... Fantasia was Fantasia.
(And Simon looks shell-shocked.)

David Archuleta is called out. Homecoming trip montage. Recap of the judges' reactions to last night's performances. Archuleta season montage. I guess this is gonna be the pattern for all three finalists.

Next up: Syesha Mercado. Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

And on to David Cook.

I just typed out all the contingencies, and I think I'm gonna go ahead and include 'em, for your amusement.

If Syesha goes: TeKay gets four points; Mo Pie, Pam, and I get two; Jesse gets one.
If Cook goes: TeKay gets four points; Mo Pie gets three; Pam gets two.
If Archuleta goes: I get four points; Jesse gets three; Mo Pie gets two.

The two finalists are: Archuleta... [looooooooong pause] ...and Cook.

See above!

Posted by Shmuel at May 14, 2008 9:59 PM