And all I really want is a wavelength...

--Alanis


Saturday, June 12, 1999
Byronic

As you might imagine, I was a bit concerned about the public reaction to the article I reprinted in yesterday's entry. I suspected it might finally get me my first piece of hate mail, if not a lynch mob. But 'twas not to be. In fact, due to a SNAFU, the paper didn't get distributed at all that week. We ended up reprinting a few sections of the issue in question the following week, in which the Op/Ed section was not included. So almost nobody saw the column in question. Perhaps it's just as well.

Anyway. The reruns continue, but not from my column in the college paper. Back in my first semester in college (Spring 1997), I took English 150: Introduction to Literary Study, a class which remains my favorite of all time. Interesting subject material, incredible professor, and the best class dynamic I've ever experienced.

Each of us students was required to give a class presentation sometime during the semester. Partway through the semester (starting on April Fools' Day, appropriately enough), I began turning my classmates' presentations into songs, and handing out the results as The English 150 Song Book.

I present a modest example here. Although this was the second installment handed out, it was actually the one that started the whole thing. One of my classmates gave a presentation on "Romanticism, Byron, and Jane Eyre," and every time she said the word "Byronic," a particular mental association went off in my mind. I had to write this song just to get it out of my system. And into everybody else's.


Marie's presentation -- March 11, 1997

Byronic
(To the tune of "Ironic," by Alanis Morissette)

A hero went out on a quest
For a lady who had him impressed
It's romantic love, and a one-track mind
It's passionately going out to find
Isn't it Byronic... don't you think?

Chorus:
It's a loner, going his own way
It's seeking truth when the world looks gray
It's like Don Juan, and make no mistake
That these are Byronic heroes...

Mr. Rochester fell in love with Jane
Forgot all about his wife insane
He took months on end just to win her hand
And as the wedding stopped, he thought
"Well isn't this grand..."
And isn't it Byronic... don't you think

Repeat Chorus

Well, books have a funny way of taking ideas and
Archtypes from here and there, and using them as they like
And books have a funny way of ripping off Byron
And others but that's okay 'cause imitation
Is flattery

Jane Eyre is a hero, too
Though Byron would never think that true
Yet she perseveres and has the time of her life
And marries the man of her dreams
Who thinks she's his beautiful wife
And isn't it Byronic... don't you think
A little too Byronic... and yeah I really do think...

Repeat Chorus

Books have a funny way of taking Byron's view
Books have a funny, funny way... without a doubt
Without a doubt

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